I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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