HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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