he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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