Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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