is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
im on a boat
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