You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize