So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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