At least make sure they are 18
Why
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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