It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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