Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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