therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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