I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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