talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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