So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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