if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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