he thought i was a dude.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
i now understand why vodka
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
