We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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