Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Pants are for mortals
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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