How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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