i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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