come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
