As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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