I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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