): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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