but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We left the knife in your bed.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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