love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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