Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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