Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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