Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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