Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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