VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
You don't make any sense
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