Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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