Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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