I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
i think my cat just said my name.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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