Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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