I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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