I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I've blown a few things in my day
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
