I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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