FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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