I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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