Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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