I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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