I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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