I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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