would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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