...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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