No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
