I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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