I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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