I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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