So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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