if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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