VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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