This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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