she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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