haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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