I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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